From Trinidad and Tobago comes this lurid red non-alcoholic drink. I quite like the logo, which is a pilot enjoying a can in the clouds, with a plane flying around the company name.

Solo Kola Champagne

The colour is pure artificial according to the ingredients list. On pouring, it’s not as fizzy as most soft drinks, and the smell is just a light sweet aroma. The taste bares no resemblance to any cola or champagne I have ever tasted, and I honestly am not sure why they picked the name they did. Perhaps garish fizzy syrup solution was already taken.

Garish fizzy syrup solution

Basically just a cream soda without vanilla, I have zero motivation to have this one again.